Application dating my daughter
When a company is looking to hire for a certain position they put together a job description to fill.It is a set of clearly expressed duties and expectations. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks.
If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D.
Signature of applicant _________________________________ Signature of father _____________________________________ Signature of mother ____________________________________ Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________ Signature of State Representative _________________________ Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
____________________________ I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.
(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Do not try to call or write (since you probably cant, anyway).
Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME) NOTE – This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______ 6. Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________ 7. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?Note: This application will be considered incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician. What is your name, age, social security number, IQ and boy scout rank? NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating